![]() I made a big stink about how Pokemon are absolutely not bangable, and I stand by that. This game is made by one Sp3ktr3-X, who is practically a legend at this point. I’m only going to type this out once, because it hurts my fingers. Sometimes it’s interactive other times, it’s a cartoon, but either way, you really want people to polish their flagpoles. That is, if you’re horny and artistic, you make art for other people to fap to. And, did I mention that it’s all entirely free? Yup, this game series is a remnant of the old school Newgrounds method. Still, they’re all worth fapping to in their own way, so it’s basically a metric fuck ton of content for you to enjoy. Granted, Pokemon games come with tens if not hundreds of hours of potential playtime, whereas these episodes are more of a single sit-down matter. Hell, there aren’t even this many actual Pokemon games, if you think about it. Triple-A studios don’t devote this much time, love, and effort to their games. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a game with this many installments before. Anyways, this game is episodic, and as of right now, there are over fifty of them. That’s poke-tits as in they’re tits that you would find on Pokemon babes, not tits that you poke. Today we’re looking at Pussymon, which is just one more in a long line of Pokemon tributes, but arguably, it’s the hottest one you could possibly find. I still wouldn’t fuck it if it were real, since I assume it would feel like sticking your dick inside a cactus, but to each his own. I guess it’s because it kind of looks like a hot chick, in terms of curves and shit. It’s no wonder that that Pokemon, in particular, has so many rule 34 renditions out there. ![]() Just so I’m not a naysayer, I’ll admit this much – Gardevoir is pretty fuckable. And yet, you just know there’s someone out there who hollowed out a Pokemon plushy and stuck a fleshlight up its ass so he could fuck it. Either way, I don’t see the appeal of wanting to stick your dick inside a Pikachu. ![]() I mean, I guess if you’re a furry, you might make some argument about how they’re fuckable, since they’re, you know, furred. Most of them are modeled after small real-life critters like rats and squirrels, for fuck’s sake. Have you ever played Pokemon and thought to yourself: Damn, I’d like to fuck these little critters? No, no, you haven’t, because you’re not completely insane.
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